I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
