in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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