The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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