Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
