so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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