Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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