: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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