hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
