Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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