i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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