5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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