I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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