So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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