So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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