This is not my ceiling
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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