We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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