That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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