only if we run a train.
done.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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