Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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