You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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