it was like eating out sand paper
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm like, not good at living.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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