she was so not down for the gang bang
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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