youre lurking in front of me
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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