what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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