We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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