so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
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