Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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