check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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