break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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