pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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