office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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