She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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