I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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