ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i love accidental penises.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
