is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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