please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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