We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He shit in the fireplace
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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