I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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