you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You know, be my cock's hype man.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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