I got chris browned last night
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
jump out the window naked night went bad
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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