I wannas sexs uuuuu
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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