i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
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