Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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