I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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