worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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