we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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