just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just googled if crying burns calories
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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