One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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