the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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