People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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