so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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