This is not my ceiling
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Damn victory sex feels great
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